One-Minute Talk with God
God: Time to come with Me.
Me: No, I can’t—my husband, my family!
God: You’ve earned paradise. Look—so beautiful.
Me: Still no.
God: You’ve troubled your man enough. See this portrait—his life without you.
Me: (gasps) He’s smiling… with another woman? All happy?
Me: In that case, I’ll come!
God: At last!
Me: Not for paradise… but for the man behind You.
God: (laughs) Women never change.
Me: If we did, You’d have to retire.
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